
They are sticking out of a pair of new jeans that I just hemmed myself on my new sewing machine!
I am short, so I need to hem everything. My mom taught me how to hem pants by hand, but hand-sewing is labour intensive so I usually just threw a new pair of pants into my drawer and waited until the next time I visited my parents' house (where I would beg my mom to hem them for me). This has gone on since I left home in 2000. I am totally accustomed to buying pants and then not being able to wear them for three months.
So it is very exciting to report that I just hemmed a pair of jeans in under an hour. I bought them yesterday, hemmed them today, and am now wearing new pants like a normal person. Woo hoo!
Incidentally, I used to just fold up my jeans until I noticed that I looked exactly like the cover of the classic children's book Harriet the Spy:

Same red hoodie and everything.